Namaste an greetinss furm Thee Purrfect Pad. Today mee iss goin to mee-yow seereeuslee to efurryone….an make an apawology to Chasey. It has been a quiet week here an mee has been out inn condo fur hourss an goin on a dailee walk with LadyMum. Fursday mee went to see VetMan an that went fine. Mee iss overgroomin an was given Omega 3 an 6 oil butt it is gross an mee not takin it. As fur mee ‘ouchie’ (left) eye light iss gettin inn ok butt thee purr-if-eral vision iss not good. Which xplainss how Chasey has sneeked uppy on mee 3 timess inn past 2 weekss inn thee condo an scared thee furss rite off mee! Inn fact, thee ferst time mee puffed uppy an came inn-side an mee was so-o angree mee guttural growled fur 5 minuttss!! LadyMum was scared to pick mee uppy even!! Thiss condo crashin happened 2 more timess butt mee was not as startled….butt mee was ‘cheezed’ off. So Fursday earlee evenin mee an LadyMum were walkin an there was Chasey teezin an tauntin mee….aftur his 3 condo crashin-ss an goin to Vet’ss an back (mee not like thee car ride) mee was inn a
fowl foul mood. An Chasey got ‘uppy inn mee grill’ an me grabbed him! **hangsss head** An mee shook him! **hangss head lower**. LadyMum told mee to drop him butt mee wood not. An then mee sort tried to sink mee teethss inn-to him. LadyMum was tryin to open mee mouth butt no luck till Lady Suzie came along an shee helped LadyMum to open mee mouth just enuff fur Chasey to fall out. Hee hit thee concreet with a littul *thud* an mee was still growlin! Aftur a few minuttss poor Chasey got uppy an ran fur covurr inn his burr-oh. LadyMum fanked Lady Suzie an mee got tooked home…fur thee leckture…it was not purrty….. Sum Buudhist Burmese mee iss! Mee felt berry bad an mee felt felt sorta proud mee cott Chasey an scared him like hee scared mee. It iss hard to bee a Buudhist mee can tell you; so many Temptayshunss (an mee NOT meen thee treetss either!) PHOOEY!! Peepull have been lookin fur Chasey butt no sightinss yet.
So this iss mee humbull apawlogy to mee furend: “Chasey, mee was wrong to try to hert you. Yur just a littul rodent-dude an you not meen to scare mee. An mee DID want to hert you. This iss NOT thee Buddhist way. Pleeze accept mee apawlogy. An if yur OK pleeze come back an visit mee OK? Mee will not hert you again. Sinseelree, Siddhartha Henry”.Mee finkss mee mite bee inn Al-KAT-traz now….. **hangss head again* May thee Eye of Buudha Kat bee upon efurryone.
Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=