As youss’ know, LadyMum has a bottom lower left back moe-lar that iss chipped an cracked an has cavity AN innfeckshun. Shee tooked her Aunty-bye-otickss an was reddy fur thee xtraction yesterday. Mumma Mary-Ellen tooked her to thee Clinick an LadyMum meeted Docktur Moosiefarrie who reelly impressed her. They mee-yowed a bit an hee said hee wanted to give her Triazolam (Halcion) tablet butt hee did not have any. He rote a script an off shee went next door to Farmacy who did not have thee med, nor did 2 other Farmaceess inn thee area! Thee ferst Farmacy gave LadyMum a 1/2 tablet of Lorazepam an shee tooked it but new this was NOT want Docktur Moosiefarrie ordered. Shee went back to Clinick an got comfy inn dentist chair an the Dentist an his Assistant came inn an they started thee oxygen followed by Nitrous Oxide aka Laffin Gas. LadyMum told mee it was like beein high back inn thee 70’ss. Shee giggulled an said shee felt “FURABULUSS”!!! HHHMMMM mee finkss there are fingss mee not know about LadyMum?!?!? As thee Nitorus stuff werked thee Dentist gotted thee freezin inn to LadyMum’ss gum an cheek.
Aftur a short wait, hee did thee ‘tappy test’. You know, where they tap thee tooth an it should NOT hert. Front of tooth was pain-free. Back of tooth….well LadyMum allmost knocked thee Dentist over shee bolted out of chair in SEVERE pain. She apawlogized an sat back down. Docktur Moosiefarrie told her there iss still innfeckshun inn thee rootss an hee did not want to hert LadyMum an shee was not a good candy-date fur Nitrous Oxide an pill alone.
So thee mission was aborted sorta like Apollo 13 an LadyMum will go back Fursday, Novemburr 23rd fur thee xtraction UNDER I Vee See-dation. Shee has to start a 2nd round of Aunty-bye-otickss on thee 18th an take fur 7 dayss.
An guess what??? There was NO CHARGE fur ANYFING yesterday! How iss that for a kind Dentist an Dental Clinick??? So LadyMum came home an wee napped together an then shee ate an went to play BINGO. Accordin to Aunty Reeni, LadyMum was hee-lareuss actin all ‘goofy an silly’. Oh mye, mee can just emagin as LadyMum was reelly out of it befur BINGO. Mew mew mew…..Inn fact, LadyMum went to bed at 9:30 Pee Em last nite! Mee all most fell off Thee Chair when shee kissed mee ‘Goodnite’! WHAT THEE BUUDHA KAT???
LadyMum nevurr goess to bed till middynite….(shee was still uppy there with Apollo 13 mee finkss…)
Today shee iss back to herself all tho’ berry slo; mee finkss shee iss a bit worn out frum all thee xcitemint.
Quite a story rite??? It could onlee happen to LadyMum!!!!! Fankss fur stoppin bye an fur yur sue-pport. Just fink of yesterday as a test run ok deer furendss?? 😉
May thee Eye of Buudha Kat bee upon efurryone.
Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=