Namaste an greetinss frum here: Thee Purrfect Pad. Mee has a story to tell youss’. An mee hopess efurryone will still luv mee!! This iss not easy so here mee goess: Sunday nite LadyMum tooked mee fur a walkie out back with a nayburr Lady Tina who has a nice Chihuahua named Toby. Hee did not come fur thee walk which ended uppy beein a good fing. LadyMum walked mee thru thee ‘forest’ which iss not reelly a forest butt with all thee treess wee purrtend it is. Lady Tina followed along on thee parkin lot as shee usess a wheelychair as shee can not walk. Mee nevurr been freeked out beein around it befur. Inn fact, Katurday nite mee an LadyMum, Lady Tina an Toby doggie went fur a walkie fur over an hour with no trubbull. Butt this time, aftur walkin fur half an hour mee ran uppy to the back of thee wheelychair an smacked thee bag hangin frum it an then mee puffed uppy an growled an LadyMum tried to pick mee uppy an mee toetallee freeked out. Mee did mee ‘whirlin dervish’ fing an mee gotted OUT of thee purpull walkin vest an mee dashed under thee fence an was inn thee lawyer’ss backyard an runnin back an forth tryin to get out. LadyMum called mee over an over an then nuthin! Her legss gave out an shee had a full seizy eppysode rite inn thee backyard!!! Inn front of effuryone! Shee hit her head an blacked out an then shee must have woken uppy beecause shee started screemin mee name over an over….it gotted werser! Lady Debbie an Mistur Bruce an Mollie doggie came to help an Mistur Billy an Lady Amanda all so an Lady Tina was sittin watchin butt could not help! Mee furinallee ran back to the fence an got under it an LadyMum reached fur mee an mee bolted out to thee east parkin lot! While efurryone was tryin to keep LadyMum calm, Mistur Billy quietlee followed mee an mee-yowed nice werdss to mee. Mee keeped on runnin till mee gotted to mee patio an thee Condo! Mistur Billy carried mee back to LadyMum. Bye this time shee was on her feet an when shee saw mee shee tried to put thee vest on mee butt could not. So then Mistur Billy carried mee innto thee buildin an Lady Amanda helped LadyMum walk an wee came to thee apartmint. Once inn side mee ran under thee bed with thee vest half on/half off mee. LadyMum fanked Mistur Billy an Lady Amanda about 87 timess an they leeved. An then LadyMum gotted icky sicky an called Lady Debbie fur Gravol an Mistur Billy brott her 2 of them to settull her tummy. Mee got a bit of Valeeum inn mee tuna all so. Once me ate an used mee litterbox, mee an LadyMum had a l-o-n-g snuggull sesshun an mee was showered with **kissess** an teerss! LadyMum said mee was her ‘best boy’ an how proud shee was of mee to run around thee buildin an go home. How mee did that iss a misstery to mee all so an mee felt PAWFULL fur not comin back to LadyMum. Sum Purr-amedic mee iss!
LadyMum told mee to not feel badlee as shee should have scooped mee uppy an taken us inn quiklee butt this all happened so fast…it was even werser than when mee freeked out last May! Fur those who not know what happened, here iss thee linky to THAT bloggie post:
See mee gettin out of thee harness was easy an thee walkin vest has all wayss keeped mee calm an feelin safe until Sunday nite. Now LadyMum sayss ‘no more walkiess’. Mee knowss LadyMum iss over-rot an freeked out so mee not argue with her as mee feelss sorta ZEN frum thee Valeeum. LadyMum told mee when shee saw mee run away frum her to front of buildin shee could not breethe an shee felt like her heart was brakin!! Mee onlee new mee wood bee safe inn thee Condo on the patio. Mee iss sorry mee gotted freeked out an sorry mee freeked LadyMum out an sorry fur thee seizey eppysode an sorry fur uppysettin Lady Tina an sorry fur all thee turmoil mee caused. Mee REELLY hopess efurryone innvolved will forgive mee; a sorta not-so-brave ‘crazypantss’ mankat who was anyfing butt Buudhist that nite…. ***sighsss***
May thee Eye of Buudha Kat bee upon efurryone an mee finkss speshelly mee….. Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=