LadyMum asked mee to xplain so here goess: LadyMum an mee were verbally abused an bullied bye a nasty woman frum the backyard Katurday. This purrson has been cursin an mumblin under her breath since wee started walkin back there inn thee Spring. Katurday thee woman went to another purrson’ss patio an they started hollerin at us an swearin; HBO swearin!!! An beelittulin LadyMum fur walkin a HBO GD Kat! LadyMum was usin her walker as shee iss inn HUGE flare-uppy an inn severe pain. Mee sat bye her side an did not freek out. Shee tried to speek sense to them butt they are
ideeotss meen women! Needless to say, LadyMum had to fight off one of her ‘seizy momintss’ all so. Thee hole weekend was turribull. LadyMum shakin an cryin an mee wurried about her an scared to go walkiess. Wee were too scared to go inn to backyard so wee walked out front watchin fur thee ‘crazyman’. It was not a lot of fun mee can tell youss’.
Why thee woman iss all angree baffullss mee as all mee doess iss walk bye thee fence line or sit on thee bench:An chat with Chasey:Seereusslee?? Mee finkss thee nasty woman iss barkin uppy thee wRONG tree!! LadyMum called Housin an they refuse to speek to thee nasty woman who treeted us so bad! It was suggested that LadyMum an mee find ‘more suitabull accomadayshun’! Mee thott LadyMum was goin to
blow a gaskit have a second ‘seizy momint’ (which shee did Monday nite). Iss just so uppysettin. Monday wee walked inn backyard in southwest corner an then front yard an mee eated sum coarse grass an sumfin weerd happened. Mee gotted it stuck an bye nite time mee was chokin an gaggin an LadyMum called both Aunty Sheila an Mumma Mary-Ellen lookin fur advice. (LadyMum thott mee had been poisoned; shee was THAT uppyset!!) An then shee had a ‘seizy momint’ an then wee were on thee floor fur an hour. All evenin LadyMum tried to feed mee mashed wet food an syringed mee with water an rubbed mee throat. Xcept fur thee floor time shee stayed rite bye mee an onlee gotted 6 hourss sleep. Funny fing: mee lied on LadyMum’ss back ALL that time an shee woked uppy with mee streteched out on her an mee head on her left shoulder blade. Mee felt safe lyin on her.
Mumma Mary-Ellen came inn to town an checked mee out an wee all went fur a walk inn thee southwest corner an mee looked MUCH briter an more plucky. So mee avoided a V-E-T visit! Mee sleeped a lot yesterday. LadyMum had a 2 1/2 hour nappie with mee. So that iss thee craziness wee been goin thru’. Oh an sum woman frum 2nd floor iss tellin peepull LadyMum an mee are ‘Peepin Tomss’ because wee sat at thee picknick tabull 2 weekss ago lookin uppy at Mistur Albert’ss place to mee-yow with him. Most efurryone iss beein nasty an cruel to us an wee are fed uppy! Thee onlee GOOD fing iss LadyMum has an appointmint with her Speshellist tomorrow morning earlee. Pleeze purray that hee givess LadyMum her Lidocaine shotss because shee can barelee walk uppyrite at this point. This efurry 4 monthss iss just not good enuff! LadyMum needss to bee moe-bile! Mee apawlogizess wee not visitin much. It all has overwhelmed LadyMum. Mee iss ‘on duty’. Shee iss mee numburr #1 purriority!
Mee leevess you with mee newest ‘jungull foto’….RAWRRRRR!! Mee iss a feersum Panfur Purrince!!
May thee Eye of Buudha Kat bee upon efurryone.
Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=