Namaste an mee-yow frum Thee Purrfect Pad. Have youss’ efurr noticed that sumtimess fingss here NOT so purrfect??? LadyMum sayss this iss ‘IRONY’. So with that inn mind this post iss about irony….ALOT of irony! As most of youss’ know wee have a Yearlee Fire Alarm/Smoke deetectur/Heet deetectur testin efurry March. It takess over 2 hourss as thee Fire Tech must go inn to each apartmint an set fingss off an thee Fire Alarm screemss at full blast thee hole time!! FISHCAKESS!!! An efurry year wee have gone to Aunty Sheila’ss place an mee has a ‘Spa Day’ there an enjoyss meeself.
Well Tuesday dawned an mee deecided mee not wanna go. Mee even tried to make LadyMum feel sorry fur mee:As you can see, mee put mee sadsacky face on, butt LadyMum did not succome to mee. So off to Aunty’ss wee went. Mee was greeted bye her Tuxie kat Max a BIG black an white mankat an hee was berry nice….mee thott purrhapss mee could hang out with him. An then mee was whisked uppystairss to thee ‘Spa’ aka thee bathroom. Aunty purrvided litter tray an bowlss an radio was on. Mee toyss an blankit were put out with food an water. An then Aunty an LadyMum were GONE!! Fur 4 l-o-n-g hours!!! They went out fur lunch an a bit of shoppin an mee was FREEKED out. When LadyMum reeterned an entered thee bathroom mee went wild; mee-yowin an scratchin an tryin to door dash. An no, there are no fotoss’ of mee so-called ‘Spa Day’. Aunty came uppy to help LadyMum butt LadyMum all ready had mee inn mee carrier. LadyMum was shaken uppy an so tea was cancelled an Aunty helped LadyMum pack mee fingss uppy an brott us home. Thee testin was all dun (fankfullee) an mee could hardlee wait to get inn to
mee our place! Mee was so happy; mee checked mee throne was still here an then had sum water an used mee own litterbox an had sum snackss an checked all mee Mousie Army mousiess were purresent an accounted fur! It tooked mee all Tuesday nite an Wednesday to calm down. An yes mee gotted Bach’ss Remedy regularlee till mee was calmer. LadyMum called Mumma Mary-Ellen Tuesday nite an they fink mee had ‘Seppyrayshun Anxietee’. How did mee get this?? Was it inn mee food? Thee water? Mee treetss? LadyMum sat mee down an mee-yowed to mee how ‘IRONIC’ thee situashun was. Now mee iss ‘bonded’ to LadyMum an mee our place so-o much mee gotted freeked out beein away frum thee place an away frum LadyMum when shee went out. So mee ‘Spa Day’ fizzulled an mee freeked out an ironicallee mee wanted to bee with LadyMum ALL thee time!
Mee iss back to mee Buudhist kitty self (more or less) an mee iss enjoyin ‘happy nappyss’ on MEE throne. Even LadyMum told mee last nite that chair iss MINE! Fankss LadyMum. Maybee wee can take chair with us next year? Mew mew mew….. What a freeky week it has been!
May thee Eye of BuudhaKat bee upon efurryone. Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=