Namaste an greetinss frum Thee Purrfect Pad mee deer furendss an furamillee. Where to begin tellin you mean LadyMum’ss sad saga ???? Mee will start frum this year OK? As youss’ all know, LadyMum has been chronick sick with thee stew-pid Viral Sinusitis an then inn April shee gotted thee nasty Flu an was BERRY ill fur a week! Shee has struggled with her health an mee care all year an shee was not doin so-o grate! Shee an mee wood argue ALOT. Mee thott shee
losin her tiny mind fallin out of Luv with mee an shee thott mee was fallin outta Luv losin mee furry mind. It has been a ruff time fur both of us. Mee was ALLWAYSS good when LadyMum was sick an mee was on “Purr-amedick’ duty! Butt when LadyMum was havin good dayss mee was actin all ‘crazypantss’ an hollerinn an beein notty. An trust mee; mee MEENSS NOTTY! LadyMum wood cry all-most efurry nite an holler at mee (mee deserved it!) an fingss went ‘sue-purr nova’ this past weekend. Mee went aftur LadyMum an mee tried to shred thee new drapes an mee got a BIG *smack* on mee left haunch an LadyMum an mee had a argumint. Mee spare youss’ thee details; butt mee was NOT Buudha-like inn ANY way! Buudkat furgive mee…….
On Sunday nite, LadyMum hollered, “That’s IT Siddhartha Henry, yur goin back to thee farm!!!” Mee all-most fainted frum shock!!!!!!!!!
This was mee Sunday nite:Mee left haunch was sore butt mee feelinss were herted more. LadyMum called Mumma Mary-Ellen an pleaded with her to take mee back to the farm; no if’s, andss or buttss….Mary-Ellen was so kind an said shee wood take mee. Aunty Sheila was supposed to take LadyMum an mee an all mee fingss to thee farm on Tuesday. Monday mee tried to stay as quiet as pawssible so LadyMum not get uppyset. Shee tried to pack mee thingss an wood start to cry….on an off ALL day an into nite. Shee got so uppyset shee not keep sup-purr down (an shee not eaten inn 2 dayss!) Monday nite shee called Mumma Mary-Ellen who was goin to call LadyMum with a ‘plan’. Once they meowed fur a while mee went to LadyMum an sat beeside her to comfort her:Mee beeseeched her to furgive mee an let mee stay!!!!
Mee purrayed all nite fur a meer-a-cull to happen! An LadyMum slept fitfullee. Tuesday mornin Mumma Mary-Ellen arrived with a smile on her face an sumfing speshell called a Feliway Diffuser. Mee had NO idea what thee kat it was but LadyMum was xcited about it. So it got put together an plugged inn thee sockit:Withinn 15 minuttss mee felt sumfing…..sorta peecefull an gentull…..LadyMum an Mumma went out to pick up mee foodabulls an medss an a new toy mousie. When LadyMum came back 2 hourss later shee said shee could smell sumfin like mild Vanilla inn thee air. An mee was calm an NOT hollerin. Of course thee BIG test was at nite time when mee getss so wound up. Well mee was sorta silly butt mee NOT need to try to knock paintinss off thee wallss or try to shred thee new drapess or pull at thee weather strippin on apartment door or holler fur no reason at top of mee Burmese lungss! An today mee went out inn Condo an all so inn harness an not wild an ‘crazypantss’ like usual. It iss sum small paw-stepss butt wee finkss thiss just mite help me get over thee ‘crazypantss’ Un-Buudha-like beehaviour mee has. Oh an guess which Vet helped us? Doc Becker did. Thee Vet what diagnosed thee IBS wood not even see mee!! So mee mite just have 2 Vetss; 1 fur mee foodabullss an medss an 1 fur beehavioural trubble.
Fank you efurryone fur yur sue-port an LUV an kindness to us durin this diffycult time wee are goin thru’. Wee appur-ciate yur payshuntss an understandin. An mee wantss to say as much as mee luvss Mumma Mary-Ellen mee was terrified of goin back to thee farm. Mee knowss Tyerrone iss mee Brofur an mee fur famillee are there butt mee not quite reememburr them. An mee was worried that mee wood do notty fingss at thee farm an Mumma Mary-Ellen wood not want to keep mee an mee wood have to bee back inn thee barn…..an what wood mee do without LadyMum??? Shee caterss to mee an mee wood not get that at thee farm….there are 16 other katss an Jade doggie an 6 horsess. Mumma Mary-Ellen could not bee mee purrsonal caterer….
Furinallee, LadyMum mee iss turriblee sorry fur makin you cry an uppyset an actin out. Mee will do mee kittybest to become thee mankat mee iss meant to bee…..with yur Luv an thee Feliway Diffuser, mew mew mew…
May thee Eye of BuudhaKat bee upon all of youss’…
Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=