Namaste an peece to all mee luvley followerss….. Mee has much to share with youss. Now as youss’ know, mee iss what iss called a ‘crazypantss’ kittyboy! There iss NO dee-nyin it. Mee can get innto trubble inn thee *blink* of an eye…..just ask LadyMum! Butt befur mee tellss you what happened to me let mee share thiss “Understandin Kat’ss Chart” with youss’:Notice thee 3 areass of thee KAT brain; well LadyMum sayss mee ‘freek out time’ part of mee brain iss dubble thee size of an ordinary kat! “Good fing yur not callin MEE ordinary there LadyMum!” Mew mew mew….
So keepin thiss chart inn mind; here iss mee story of thee week. Wednesday nite it was almost 11benty Pee Em an mee had mee 2nd ‘Bach’in’ of thee day beecause mee was runninback an forth an tryin to door dash. Mee calmed down an went up on the fridge an rolled around like mee doess. An here are thee fotoss to show how calm mee was:Doessn’t mee look calm an Buudha-like??? LadyMum was stroking mee an singin “I Luv Littul Man” song to mee an mee rolled to thee back of thee fridge an mee just dissapeered!!!! GONE!!! “MEEEE-YOW!!!!!!” mee hollered an LadyMum yelled “See-dhaaartha where are you?” an then shee pulled thee fridge half way out an grabbed mee bye scruff of mee neck an mee was dangullin bye mee clawss on edge of counter…..thee onlee way was down an LadyMum thott mee mite bee ‘lectrocuted! Shee sumhow got her other hand under mee tushie an pulled mee up befur mee slid to thee ground!!!! There are NO fotoss’ of this butt mee iss sure you getss thee pickture rite???? Shee hugged mee tite an our heartss were ‘beetin as one’ mee can tell you!! An mee got smothered with **kissess**; ALOT of **kissess**. LadyMum an mee sat fur sumtime to calm down an wee decided maybe mee not go on thee fridge fur a while. So even when mee NOT beein a ‘crazypantss’ an mee ISS calm trubble finds mee, mew mew mew…..
Wee are both all rite today so do not wurry! At thee time tho’, it was turriblee scary fur both of us.
An now mee tellss you a nice story about mee Unccle Bacon an his littul Brofur Houdini doggie. Houdini gotted a rubber chick-hen toy a few monthss ago an mee thott it was furabuluss! LadyMum went to many storess here but no such chick-hen fur sale. Unccle Bacon an Houdini sent Lady June out to scour thee storess where they live an shee found mee a chick-hen…oh butt not just any chick-hen! A PIE-RAT CHICK-HEN!!! So shee an Unccle an Hou-Hou sent mee a card an thiss wunderfull gift:Thee card iss so cute an reemindss mee of Hou-Hou. An thee Pie-Rat Chick-hen iss nun other than Cap’tinn Jock….hee makess thee funniest squeekin sound because he iss of course a rubburr chick-hen! An hee iss all mine!!! Mee wantss to publicklee FANK mee Unccle Bacon an Houdini an Lady June fur this act of kindness. Mee an LadyMum play Pie-Ratss efurry nite an mee can even make Cap’tinn Jock squeak all bye meeself!!!! Wee are beecomin ‘fast furendss’ as thee Pie-Ratss say! Inn keepin with thee Pie-Rat theme mee an mee sweet buttercup Purrincess Phoebe were talkin ’bout how hansum mee iss **blushie earss** an shee sent mee thiss foto:Which mee terned into THISS foto:MUCH BETTER don’t youss’ fink??? Mew mew mew….Mee luvss mee Purrincess Phoebe with all mee heart an NO
stinkinlee hansum jacked up nice movie star iss takin mee gurl away frum mee!!!!! LadyMum sayss mee iss not beery Buudhist inn mee outlook!! There iss beein a Buudhist an there beein inn LUV an there iss no messin with a Buudhist kittyboy INN LUV!!!! Mew mew mew…..
As fur weeblin-wobblin LadyMum shee has a Physio Assessmint on Septemburr 14th!!! Woo Hoo!! An wee have herd onlee good fingss about thee place; so pawss crossed they can figure out how to keep LadyMum uppyrite! Wishin efurryone a Pie-Rat Chick-hen play-toys sort of weekend! Bee seein youss’…….. =^,.^=