Namaste an greetinss frum The Purrfect Pad. Wee iss glad to see all of youss’!!! As mee promised mee iss goin to tell you why wee are takin a brake frum blogging. Let mee say it had NUFFIN to do with any of youss’. Wee adore all of youss so much an yur furendship meenss thee werld to LadyMum an mee. Befur mee xplainss fingss mee wantss to show youss’ a new foto of mee sweet buttercup Rainbow Purrincess Phoebe:Issn’t mee Rainbow Gurl thee purrtiest??? Mee iss berry lucky to have a Purrincess as sweet as Phoebe!
OK NOW mee goin to tell you why wee needss a brake…Ok LadyMum needss a brake…it was MEE! See, mee lookss so nice an melloh, butt mee iss a ‘wild child’ kittyboy! Berry high energeee an allwayss tryin to ‘door dash’. Mee has gotten out on thee patio many timess an run to Aunty Reeni’ss fur sum face rubss. LadyMum says it iss NOT poe-lite of mee to dash out an show up unannounced at Aunty’ss door….**sighss**…..mee guess’ess mee needss to leern sum ‘katiquette’….
An then there iss thee door dashin out the apartment door into thee hallway an tryin to run uppystairss to thee second floor! That reelly made LadyMum frustrated an uppyset! Mee got to thee landin an a man mee not knowss was comin down so LadyMum could catch mee….boy did mee get a leckture!! Mee keeped doin thiss plus climmin thee walls an swingin frum thee drapess an tryin to knock paintin’ss off thee wallss. An when mee wants sumfin mee ‘hollerss’ at LadyMum! Shee says mee iss like a ‘roarin lion like thiss:
Needless to say LadyMum nervess got so frayed shee ended up cryin many timess an shee even called Lady Mary-Ellen an asked if shee could TAKE ME BACK!!! Yes youss’ read THAT rite!!! LadyMum could not cope with mee “A$$-PURRGER’SS Syndrome” anymore. Aunty Reeni said mee has thiss condishun…is a form of Awe-tism! An yess, LadyMum knows katss do not have Awe-tism alltho shee will tell you Aunty Mingflower had Feeline Awe-tism! An mee knows Aunty Reeni was jokin (well sorta) an mee knows mee has pushed LadyMum to her limit.
LadyMum emailed sum of youss here an you ALL said “Get sum Bach’ss Rescue Remedy fur thiss kittyboy!!!!” Youss’ did NOT have to tell LadyMum twice! Shee called Aunty Sheila an they went to get sum befur LadyMum totallee losted her mind, mew mew mew…..
So now mee getss a drop of thiss rubbed inside each ear when mee startss to go all “A$$-Purrger Crazypantss” on LadyMum:Thee Royalle Remedy werkss purrfectlee an mee calmss down an iss a sweet well mannered Purrince of a kittyboy! Mee wants to fank all of youss’ that lissened to LadyMum
whine complain talk ’bout mee on an on!!! Youss’ are thee bestest! An deer Lady Mary-Ellen sayin shee wood take mee if necessary….
There were other fingss goin on to push LadyMum to her limit: more noise frum more ‘improvemintss’ to the building an sum furamillee trubble. SEEREUSS trubble that herted LadyMum rite to her heart. Shee was told shee iss ‘a lie-a-bill-itee to thee furamillee’ bein disabled! WHAT THEE KAT? LadyMum who takess care of mee an helpss thee Feral Kat Group an lissenss to other peepless’ problems an helpss whenever shee can?? Thee same LadyMum who despite her moe-bill-itee issuess doess all her cleenin an laundree bye herself. Mee was so angree to see LadyMum sittin on thee floor cryin an cryin. An there iss nuffin mee could do…xcept head rub her an bring her mee mousie toyss! An thee other fing that was said that herted LadyMum was “Oh grate Aunty you ‘dopted another sick Kat!” REELLY??? OK mee doess have a few problems butt mee not sick….PICKERELL!!!! Thiss got mee furss up mee can tell youss’!!!! So there you have it. LadyMum just sorta shut down….oh an shee had to cancel a counselin appointmint to take mee out when hammerin an drillin was happenin above our place an leeved a propurr message an called 24 hourss later an thee Recepshunist lecktured her an said shee wood NOT give LadyMum a new appointmint! LadyMum has tried 3 timess to call her Counselor butt no one answerss?? Just when LadyMum needed counsellin thee most….
It’ss all been too much an LadyMum had to do sumfing to settul herself down…mee suggested Bach’ss fur Hu’manss an shee gave mee thee *stink eye*, mew mew mew. LadyMum decided to not follow so many bloggiess an wee apawlogizess if you not seein us around. Iss NOT purrsonal. LadyMum just needs to keep fingss simpull. An mee iss
beehavin purrfectlee tryin to beehave bettur fur her! Wee hopess youss’ will understand an bee payshunt with LadyMum us.
Befur mee leevess mee gotta show you a foto of mee distant Unccle “Ben Thee Hood” frum Wales, UK:Hee went missin aftur his Mumma fell an hert herself. Butt thee furamillee are comin to take care of Unccle Ben an hee iss out paw-trollin thee nayborhood once again! Fankss Aunty Amanda fur letting us know Unccle is OK!
As for mee…iss bettur to bee a ‘Bach’ (rock) an NOT to roll……bee seein youss’……… =^,.^=