Namaste deerest furendss of MEE!! How has yur week gone?? Mine was goin along purrty well…lotss of Condo time an crittur watchin! Guess what mee did thiss week?? Mee eated Suppurr inn thee Condo fur thee ferst time:
LadyMum suggested mee try eatin inn thee Condo so mee did an this just mite beecome a reguler fing fur mee!! Mew mew mew…..
An notice mee iss inn Aunty Nylablue’ss Condo an NOT tryin to get out!! Mee has deecided to use it fur thee time beein an not hassel poor LadyMum fur a bigger one. Shee iss lookin fur a large Condo simmylar to thiss one butt no hurry. Mee can adapt…fur now….reelly….mew mew mew……
On Tuesday LadyMum tried to do a Spot-On flea treetmint on me! Did not go well alltho’ LadyMum will not have any fleas fur a month or so….mew mew mew….Here iss what I thott of thee Spot-On treetmint:
If you ‘biggie’ the foto you can see mee tongue stickin out!! Mee was lodgin a passifist purrotest as all good Buudhist kittiess do frum time to time. Now LadyMyum had washed mee neck an had spoken to thee vet ’bout a Flea collar an shee bott one on Wednesday an put it on mee Fursday. It went OK butt it sure felt weerd so mee tried backin out of thee collar an ran ’round ‘crazypantss’ for awhile. Then mee went innto carrier an just laid down. Thee smell of it was overpowerin an mee felt sorta sick?? LadyMum keeped checkin mee an thott mee was just freeked out. Butt at 2:10 p.m. LadyMum saw a BERRY scary site: Mee was glassy eyed an twitchin an when shee tried to touch mee, mee snapped at her an tried to bite her!! Now a Buudhist kittie doess not bite butt mee had no idea what mee was doing!! LadyMum acted quiklee an tipped carrier on thee bed an mee slid out snappin like a “Snappin Turtle” an shee gentlee picked mee up an innto thee bathroom wee went an shee ripped that collar off mee…it iss a break-away’ collar an it DID break away!!! So mee had another wash an it was a REEL good one! LadyMum used her Glycerin soap an shee scrubbed all thee smell off mee an rinsed an then towel dried mee! Then shee got thee 1-800 numburr fur Zodiac company in Illinois an spoke to 2 berry nice ladiess what made a case an gave her a numburr an then shee spoke to Vet Tech frum thee companee. They said mee was dissapprovin of the collar an LadyMum said fur thee ferst 2 minuttess maybee…butt why did mee get lethargick an then allmost have a seizure? Thee Vet Tech said mee was havin a BAD reeackshun!! An mee thott “You fink Lady???” Now mee not a kittyboy what getss angree butt thiss was a turribull eppysode. LadyMum had to call Aunty Sheila an ask fur the Spot-On treetmintss back…..butt do not wurry mee not gettin any fur at leest 3 weekss! Thiss iss what thee Flea Collar looked like aftur it came off mee:Mee liked thee color but not thee effect. LadyMum said thee collar has a new home:Yess it iss inn thee vacuum purrtectin thee vacumm frum fleass, mew mew mew!! Ok not reelly….better thee vacuum then mee rite?? Now mee ISS OK! No need to wurry as LadyMum washed all thee PreCor meedycashun off mee an aftur a nappie I was rarin to go!! Mee iss back to normal now. Oh an LadyMum asked thee company fur a reefund fur thee collar an wee pawwed a lettur of inntent an sent thee bar code an lot numburr so wee are hopin they will send LadyMum a few green papurrss to covurr thee cost!! Mee gotta say LadyMum moved berry quiklee when shee saw mee inn disstress an mee seess why Aunty’ss Nylablue an Mingflower trusted her so-o much!! That iss all thee xcitemint frum here!! Anyfing wild happen inn yur werld thiss week???? Mee finkss it iss time fur thiss:Bee seein youss’… =^,.^=