As youss’ all know mee got a fancy Condo on loan frum thee Feral Kat Group an mee REELLY enjoyed it:Doessn’t mee look furabuluss inn it?? Mee had it fur 10 dayss or so an then Lady Nikki had to take it to another purrson to use fur kittss to bee shown fur ‘dopshun. Mee new it was just a loan an mee wood not want to stand inn thee way of gettin kittss furevurr homess! So when Lady Nikki came to get thee snazzy BIG Condo shee brott a reeplacemint:
Mee-you, what did mee do to deeserve thiss?? Mew mew mew. PICKERELL that was not what mee xpected an thee smell….unnewtered boykatss; need mee say more?? LadyMum cleened it an cleened it an used vinnygurr butt it stinked just thee same an it sure was not like mee snazzy BIG Condo so LadyMum said “That’ss IT!! Mee iss gonna buy you yur own snazzy BIG Condo See-ddharhta Henry!!” Woo Hoo!! Thiss was GRATE mewss!!! LadyMum called Midwest Homess 4 Petss toll free inn Indy-anna an they gave her info an shee called 2 storess here inn town an shee ordered a new snazzy BIG Condo fur mee!!!! Mee was so-o happy an so was shee! An thiss iss what thee Condo wood look like when assembulled:
Issn’t that PAWSUM?? So Aunty Sheila drove LadyMum to store to get thee Condo an bring it back an assembull it…..then it all went horribullee wrong. They werked on that Condo fur allmost 3 hourss an had trubble with gettin it to stay rigid an puttin thee wheelss on was a totall nitemare an they tried a few differint wayss an then lost a screw an then ….thee Condo caved inn on itself!!! LadyMum was crestfallen an Aunty sad an thee Condo looked like a heep of metal. No there iss no foto! LadyMum was too busy tryin not to cry. Shee called thee store an they said they wood give her thee green papurrss back…so shee an Aunty had to ree-package
thee big freekin metal mess the Condo an they went to thee store. An it got “bettur”aka werser!! LadyMum gave thee saless lady thee WRONG Debit card an twice thee reefund was deeclined befur LadyMum reealized her misstake! Once shee did, they tried thee rite card butt thee system deeclined again…seecuritee reesonss…so there was LadyMum inn teerss inn thee store an Aunty Sheila payshuntlee waitin out inn thee car…Aftur 15 minuttess a woman came in a bott doggie food an paid cash!! Woo Hoo! So thee saless lady tried to reefund LadyMum $100 with thee propurr debit card an it werked an shee gave LadyMum thee rest back inn green papurrss!! Aunty then tooked her to thee bank an thee papurrss were deepostied an bankbook uppydated an thee entire amount iss back inn LadyMum’ss account!! Whew what a comedy of errorss Kat-tastorophe!!! Once LadyMum arrived home shee was totallee crestfallen mee can tell you. Shee cried allot. Awhile later shee went to take her hoodie off an felt sumfing inn her pockit an shee pulled a new grey mousie fur mee!Shee furgot shee bott mee a new mousie to cheer mee up! So mee played with Greyboy Mousie till mee could not lift another paw an then mee went fur a nap:Mew mew mew as you can see wee has bonded allready!
Today LadyMum called thee Midwest companee an the lady admitted thee Condo was hard to put together an thee wheelss were a reel pain inn thee
As… …paw an shee apawlogized to LadyMum fur all thee commoshun she went thru! An so now mee iss gonna have to just enjoy beein out in Aunty Nylablue”ss condo. Thiss endss thee tail tale of thee crest*fallen* condo….