EEowww Krazy Katz how waz yer week?? Ourz waz wild n kwazy purr ushuall, MOL!!! So gather ’round da Condo n me tell ya all ’bout it!Izn’t da Sun lubly on yer furz?? Ferst me wanna meow ’bout da 2 firez in our buildin: da 1st one waz Fursday Oct 2nd at 1 A.M. n sumwhere on da 2nd floor. We had to bee outside in da chilli drizzle fer over 1/2 hour n not happy me can tell ya! Den da 2nd fire waz on Sunday Oct 5th at 4 P.M. at da other end of da buildin where we cuud see it!!! Mistur M had to bee taken to da Hospital fer smoke innhalashun n cause well it iz not guud to drink (too much) n cook!!! Siriuslee peepz DO NOT DRINK N DRIVE OR DRIVE N TEXT OR DRINK N WALK OR DRINK N COOK…dey do not mix well. We spent over 2 hourz wif Miss Sheila what came n got us n took us fer snackz n water n we sat at da riverbank lookin fer da feralz….weerd fing: Mum had just spoken wif Miss Sheila on da phone n hung up n alarm sounded…once Mum had me outside n her purse n stuff she called Miss Sheila back who came RITE OVER!! She iz a pawsum Hu’man ❤
Now me tell ya ’bout me Vet bizit! When we left off DAT drama, we nott shure who we wuud bee seein Tuesday…..Terned out it waz Dr Dave who waz happy n chippurr?? Mum asked him if he waz angree wif her n he had NOT a clue what she waz on ’bout!!! He had not read da email n he told Mum he getz scared givin me da Depomedrol ’cause it cuud bee da last time **wipez teer frum eye* It appeerz Dr Dave haz fallen fer me n now he lubz me like he did Mingflower; boy waz me n Mum gobsmacked! All went well frum dat point. Me had me Cartrophen n Pepcid injeckshunz n da oral Mirtazipine n me even wrestled wif Miss Terry N Dr Dave n spit da pill out once!!! Dr Dave said he was “so HAPPY” me had dat much energee to do dat….So we left feelin guud altho purrplexed (maybee itz fer da best..MOL)
Aftur all da drama of firez n wurryin ’bout Dr Dave we got a parcel in da ve mail frum Aunti Bev:N da card looked like diz:N den da guud stuff! One crowhsayed stuffie fer me:N one fer Mum :Are dey not da cutest??? Me named me mouse Morty n Mum named her turtle Speedy. Don’t dey look cute together?We want to give a B-I-G ‘meow-out’ n Phank ya to Aunti Bev fer finkin of us n beein so kind. Den we got another giftie:Izn’t diz Mum plant gorgeeuss?? Miss Stella n Mistur Jeff had brott it to da Temple fer da Hie Holey Dayz sirivicez n dey deecided to give it to me n Mum fer da patio! Now bememburr we not apposta have anyfing like diz on da patio butt eberyone doez around da buildin?!?! Well Miss Stella n Mum fink alike 😉 Da
meen nastee cranky Manager did see it butt neber said a werd, MOL. Nanner nanner nanner!PPFFFFTTTHHHH! ;)….Phankz fer da purrty plant Miss Stella n Mistur Jeff it reelly makez da patio look lubly!
Furinallee me haz to tell ya ’bout Juno. Now me betz ya all iz wunderin who iz Juno?? Well here he iz:He livez on da street beehind our buildin wif hiz Brofur Scrambler n da Hu’Man n her 3 hu’man kittz. Da lady letz da boys ramble ’round da nayburrhood n Mum bin over to speek to her kindlee ’bout keepin da katz inside which haz bin goin well fer diz yeer…til Wednesday nite when Abby-ka-dabrah dere waz Juno at 8:30 P.M. lookin upset n hungree. Mum gave him food n milk n we had a meow while he eated:Me finkz me scared him a bit but me not meen to…Mum spoke to Juno too n he gave her a look befur he left to reeturn to hiz street:Lazer eyez Juno!!! Let da FORCE bee wif ya Kittehboy! We warned him ’bout Braveheart n Greyboy so we hopez he gott back inside safe. Mum DID call hiz Hu’Man 4 timez in 2 dayz butt no one answered or called back. We not seen Juno since so we hopez he iz inside safe n warm. Whew it bin one buzy week n yah Braveheart n Greyboy comin nitely fer dere suppa n altho’ dey yowlz n howlz at each other dey HAZ NIT bin fightin which iz reemarkabull izn’t it?? Sorta an uneazy truce we finkz, MOL….So me furendz we rap up anothe week here at da Purrfect Pad! Wishin eberyone a Happy n turkey filled Phankzgivin if ya sellybratez lotz of punkin pie…mmmmm…punkin….Me sneeked a nibbull of Mum’z 😉 Oh n one more fing: Pleeze purray fer Speedy n fer Zoe frum Brian’z Home! Speedy still on da mend frum hiz tummy upset n poor Zoe had to have surgery to reemove a firball da size of a racketball inside her!!!! Sendin POTP (Power of da Paw) to both of me deer furendz:
Okayz now me iz sun…no reelly! Me iz finnished…fer shure…Nylablue O-U-T!!!! 🙂