Yow Krazy Katz! How waz yer week? Gather round n me tell all ’bout our week….. It haz bin all rite all fingz considered. Me went to see Dr Dave on Tuesday n me iz stable. Had Pepcid n Cartrophen injeckshunz n 1/8 Mirtazipine. Dey cut dosage to see if it wuud support me bowel funkshun n it werked!! No die-arrhea n me bin eatin guud! So me iz goin back tomorrow (Moanday) as Tuesday iz Canada Day fer more
torture treetmint, MOL….
Mum went to her Speshellist on Fursday n Dr M. lissened to Mum’z storey ’bout da Chiro’quack’tur n he agreed she can no longer get adjustmintz wif da Hyperostosis now in her T-spine. So Dr M. gave Mum 9 injeckshunz of Lidocaine she waz happy as Larry. By da way, who da KAT iz diz Larry n why iz HE so happy??? Anywho, Fursday nite Aunti Ruth came to da patio n said she found a new dresser n wuud Mum buy her other new dresser n Mum jumped at da offer. We nott grreat shopperz n havin furniture brott to us workz guud! So Mum wif Aunti Reeni n her dot-herz helped unload newest dresser. Da 4 of dem gott it upstairz while Mum emptied me deer old
clapped out cwappy dresser n den she took all da drawerz out n carried dem to da sidewalk. Den she dragged da dresser thru apartmint out to patio n it iz not flimsey me can tell ya!! Now diz beast iz solid maple….so guess who blew dere bad rite knee out cause NOTT wearin knee stabillizer brace??? Let’z fink….**tapz paw to forehead**…..Mum yer such an IDIOTT er me meenz silly gurl!! She blew dat knee out REEL GUUD! Phankfully Miss’z Ruth n Reeni n her dot-herz brott da new dresser down to us n it iz lubly:Notice NO SHARP Cornerz!!?? So now Mum nott gonna bash her left thigh into dresser dailee n swear anymore; which iz a guud fing! Da bad fing iz dat me can’t haz dresser napz in it cause it built differint n me can not go frum drawer to drawer…Such iz Life…ya give a little to get a little (peece) rite eberyone????
So dat part okayz! Da otherad part:Me disappeered when Mum takin dresser outside. Mum
ran hobbled all over n she waz hie-stericall lookin fer me. She ran outside lookin fer me n calling “Nylablue ya stoopid kitt sweet gurl where da KAT are ya????” She gott so werked up she came back in butt she nott find me. Den me sauntered out of me SEECRET spot n she gave me a leckture so me had to go up to me cupberd in TIME OUT!!! No piccie she waz SO-O angree wif me. N me stayed in da cupberd til she came fer me n said me cuud come out! Me nose when to just bee payshunt n wait, MOL!!! So Mum got all yer clothez into dresser n her stuffiez on top n it lookz fab…whatcha all finkz?
Now we movez to da patio n garden. As ya mite bememburr we iz gonna have majer
destructshun constructshun here wif new patio n so we losin sum wee garden space. Well Miss Meelinda frum upstairz brott plantz fer our garden which we can keepz…Mum waz nott bery usefull n Miss’z Meelinda n Debbie had to do most all of da werk! We haz a Bleedin Heart n sum pinkie flowerz n sum bush what we nott eben da name of so if any of ya nose what de plantz are, pleeze tell us. We shure hope dey take root n stay wif us fer a long time! Pink flowerz fer me in da wee garden; BERY pawsum!Purrty yah?? N here iz sum close upz:Dere iz da bleedin heart plant…haz sum unopened bloomz on it so pawz crossed it likez us n bloomz soon! As ya can seez me rose iz comin up lubly n here are 2 picciez of it:N den today Mum tooked diz piccie of rose:Purrfect!!!!So dat me wee garden reeport. Haz bin buzy at nite at da Pad wif Greyboy n Hercule Purr-o takin ternz comin fer snackz. Funny fing Purr-o did nott show up Furiday nite so diz waz me last nite waitin fer him:Waitin n waitin n fed up:N stink eye n voilaa da Hercule Purr-o showed up!!!! Iz all in da ‘stink eye’ me can tell ya….MOL me iz so funny……
Mum still hobblin around butt wearin her knee brace so she nott hert herself more. So dat iz purrty much da week. Me bin out n Condo dailee n today iz hott n hue-mid so me iz in da shade just reelaxin….’Til next time; Nylablue OUT… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…….