EEoww Krazy Katz: Iz Nylablue here…gather ’round fer me weekly couchside chat:Fingz were interestin diz week; sum guud stuff n sum not-so-guud stuff…Iz allwayz sumfin goin on here at Da Purrfect Pad!! Mum’z flareup furinallee calmed ”da farm” down on Tuesday which waz a reel reeleef fer both of us…poor Mum suffered alot fer 2 hole weekz!!! Mum had her 6 month Chiro reeport on Tuesday mornin n it waz pawfull butt befur we get to it let me tell ya ME VET BIZIT waz GRREAT!!! Me weighz 9.7 poundz n me fur iz nott dandruffy at all. Me had me B12 n Pepcid injeckshunz n da oral Mirtazipine. Came home n hab bin eatin up a storm all week! Me onlee bin out once diz week fer 15 minuttz in Condo cause da North wind iz reelentless here n Da Sun tooked a bacashun n gone sumwhere warmer!
So me cott a sniffle which iz me Feline Herpes Virus n Mum told me “NO GOIN OUT TIL DA SUN REETURNZ N IT IZ OVER 45 DEGREEZ N NO ARGUIN!!” So me purromised nott to argue which iz gonna bee hard fer me cause we ALL nose me LUBZ a guud argumint wif Mum, MOL! 🙂
Mum went out fer grocereez Monday n Fursday she went to Pet Valu fer kitteh litter n lotz n lotz of Fancey Feest….mmmmm…Fancey Feest…..oh wait me digressez. Mum ackshully RAN OUT of litter so me had onlee 1/4 inch thickness in me potty!! So me suggested to Mum she buy 2 bagz n she did! Whew me nott want to run out like dat again me hopez. Mistur Doug asked Mum why she bott
a bazillion $50. dollerz of cat food n she told him bout our feralz. Poirot still comez around butt he avoidz da cammyra so no new pix. Sowwy. However Mum did get 2 pix of Greyboy who me meowz wif thru da patio door:Izn’t he hansum?? We iz furendz n me waitz fer him ebery nite. Sowwy bout da poor qualitee of pix but Mum did nott want to go neer window n scare Greyboy off. We haz quite a group don’t we??
So now to Mum. She had a turrible reeport. Diz iz what she told me Docktur said. Her C1-C2 neck verteebray are guud butt C3-C4-C5 are still strait n haz no naturelle curve in dem!! Den he told her da thoracic verteebrayz around T5-T6-T7-T8 haz da Skeletal Hyperostosis in dem n dere iz eagle talonz of bone growin on her spine! Pawfull n BERY scarey too. Den da last bit of newz iz Mum haz too much neuro-lodge-i-cal damage in her Sacro-Illiatic Jointz n da Illi-atic crestz which are da front of da Pelvick bonez n dere iz nuffin he can do to stop da Hyperostosis….Umm dude we allready new dat. Den da Docktur (me usez DAT term looselee) told Mum she haz gained sum weight n messed up her kneez which iz wrong ’cause Mum came to him wif both kneez needin surgery n she waz okayz weight. She cuud nott get surgery dun cause of da blood presshure isshue n me chroncik illnessez. (Da weight gain came last yeer cause she can not move around or walk cause of da bad kneez n her eatin junky food which she haz stopped.) Da Docktur den tried to get Mum to buy hiz wife’z IsaGenix’z productz which cost a fortune n den he told Mum she nott takin hiz care siriuslee. WHAT DA KAT????? Now diz IsaGenix’z meel reeplacemint drink costz $4.25 purr drink n he wantz Mum on 2 a day plus a regular meal…Purrposteruss we finkz! Mum came home shaken AND stirred n cryin…yah, dat iz sum Docktur makin a payshunt cry….diz iz nott de ferst time butt it bettur bee da last. He told Mum she iz wastin time keepin me alive n wastin time helpin me blog!! YAH he said dat to Mum!!!! He asked her why peeple help wiff me green papurrz n why dey nott help Mum get what she needz??? Mum xplained she helpz me wif bloggie n diz iz a pawbloggie community n she neber trolled fer green papurrz n any help given waz given freelee n she NOTT gonna ask anyone fer money other den Dad n he IZ payin fer da Chiropracktur! Docktur got huffy wif Mum sayin she haz bad pryoretieez n Mum told him diz nott hiz buzyness n she left!! Da nerve of diz so called Docktur! Mum called Dad Tuesday n dey talked about da situashun. Dad haz wundered if Mum waz gettin bettur or werse wif Chiropractick care. Mum sayz she can cancel altho dere iz sum legal cwap she wuud have to sort out….Well Dad called her back Fursday n told her to keep goin at leest once a week cause he will pay….Mum doez nott trust diz Docktur anymore cause he pushed hiz wife’z buzyness on her. Seemz he iz tryin to get money frum da poor peeple of his purractice which iz unethecal izn’t it?? So dat iz what we iz deelin wif here. Me told ya diz as Mum told it to me. Mum iz bery upset n confused n reelly nott shure what to do. Oh in da 4 yeerz she haz gone fer Chiropractick care she iz ONLEE 30 purr cent bettur overall….nott bery guud reesultz altho Mum nose it wuud take time to correct damage to her spine…butt wif her beein told dere iz ’nuffin dat can bee dun reelly n we just adjustin ya to keep fingz at bay’ n den to say nastee fingz about me n ask Mum to ask peepz fer money…well Mum sayz she beeleevez it iz time to quit…so me iz askin ya fer input.What do ya all fink?? Me agreez wif Mum beecause when me used to go to Dr Deb fer Accu-punk-ture n herbal treetmint when me gott poisoned by da herbal med dat waz rancid n Mum took me back to Dr Dave n he bin carin fer me since. She wuud nott put up wif poor care fer me n me not want her gettin poor care either n beein told she nott beein sirius….she iz da one livin wif Fibro n Arfuritis n Skeletal Hyperostosis; nott da Dr n he shuud bee showin Mum reespect. Da other fing dat upsetted us iz he neber eber asked to reed our bloggie so how can he haz an opineeon on it?? He meeted me 2 timez when Mum had to take me cause of fire alarm testin so it iz nott like he neber seen me. Iz like he nott like 4 leggedz purrhapz?? So furendz pleeze commint n tell us what ya fink. We need sum cleer input cause we too emoshunall here at Da Pad!