Yow Krazy Katz: Haz bin a wild n wacky week here at Da Purrfect Pad!! As ya all nose we had stoopid snow frum Monday nite til Tuesday nite…it nott amount to more den 4 inchez butt it brott da cold back which still haz not left us….Me not bin out in Condo n me iz poutin. Can ya tell??At leest me can get sum Sun while sittin in me chair aka Da Throne…when will da cold weather end?? Mum sayz when H*LL fureezez over, MOL….BERY funny Mum bery funny…
So me went to see Dr. Dave on Tuesday fer a treetmint n all went well until he told Mum he wanted to try me on GREEN PEA N DUCK kibble!!!! Siriuslee Dr. Dave?? Duck?? Ya into da ‘nip?? So Mum n me came home n she put sum out fer me to sample. Me sniffed it, rinkled me nose, batted it away wif me paw n saunturred off into bedroom….so dat waz da end of da duck idea!!! 😉 Wait dere iz more!! Befur we left da Vet’z, Dr. Dave also told Mum if me nott like da duck kibble he haz sum RABBIT kibble fer me to try….Mum n me said n uni-sun “WHAT DA KAT!!!” n Mum terned a peekuleer shade of green….Mum muttered
“Ya smokin Crack Dave?” “No way me kittehgurl iz eatin kibble made frum bunnehz; sum of our best furendz are bunnehz!!” Dat waz da end of dat discusshun. Needless to say after da duck inceedent Mum sent Dr. Dave an email ’bout how me reeacted to da kibble n she reeminded him ME NOT GONNA EAT RABBIT KIBBLE EVER!!! Me haz bin nommin down on me Fiburr Reesponse kibble wif gusto me can tell ya! Mum ordered more today:Take notez Dr. Dave me eatz ONLEE da kibble wif da BLUE kitteh on it ’cause it iz me speshell kibble! BLUE KAT on da bag; me iz NylaBLUE! Got it?? Poor Hu’Man needz to take a bacashun, MOL 🙂
Two weekz ago when we still had mountainz of
freekin stoopid stinkin long Winter!
Now da nommiez are just a memoree butt we shure enjoyed dem while dey were here….
We had a guud Passover n Mum went to Temple Fursday nite fer Seder (sirvice n big nommie meal combined!) Mum came home singin ‘songz of her peeple’ n bery happy. She even brott me sum brisket which iz tastee beef so tendur n juicy….mmmm. So me gott more treetz…shhhh do nott tell Dr Dave or he will give Mum a leckture ’bout givin me notty food, MOL…diz frum da Man who wantz me to eat poor duckz n bunnehz over Eastur time! 😉
Speaking of Eastur we waz gonna hab me Aunti Stacey up fer da weekend butt she neber called Mom to confirm so Mum called yesturday n Aunti sounded like ‘Death warmed up’…reelly reelly sick so we nott gettin together fer da hollyday n Mum will nott get her Pot Roast suppa…hey wait, dat meenz me nott gonna get me pot roast suppa either….**FLOUNDER** Phank KATGOD fer tuna-tuna; at leest me haz me beeloved fishie to nom!!!! So dat’z da newz frum Da Purrfect Pad! We wish eberyone a bery Happy Eastur if ya sellybrate n Happy Spring fer eberyone else. Now me iz gonna go haz a happy nappy n dreem of me sweetpiggieboy:By da way we fell beehind on bloggiez so pleeze bee payshunt while Mum triez to catch up….diz cuud take awhile!! Nylablue out!!