Yow Krazy Katz: Has me got a story to share wif y’all today!!! Guess what?? Guess?? Give up?? Me went out on da D-A-T-E wif me piggie boy Bacon (of Pig Love fame here)!!! He asked me out or me asked him out?!?! Okayz, we asked each other out, MOL….
Me waz not hundred puur cent so Bacon said he wuud arrange eberyfing n he iz a Piggie of hiz werd me can tell ya!!! Ternz out Speedy da Cheeky House Bunneh waz in on da plannin too! 😉
Mum told me Caturday mornin me needed to get ready fer a biziter so me came down frum up top of da cupberd:Me got me fur brushed n waited payshuntlee:
Den diz reelly fancy l-o-n-g Limo pulled up in front of me place:Look it iz Speedy drivin da Limo!!! Well me ran rite out to da car n jumped inside n look at diz:Pawsum huh?? Dere waz Bacon lookin so fine n dere waz plushy seetz to lounge on n tastee snackz of tuna-tuna n shrimpyballz…mmmmm n fancy cheeze dat melted in me mouth n crackerz fer Bacon too!! We eben had sum champy-pain!!! We meowed about many fingz n befur we new it we were in Cambodia…a place close to me heart…me a Kitteh in Cambodia!!! Me got so teery eyed n Bacon snuggled me n told me diz waz all fer me cause me iz da “Queen of hiz Heart”. Mousiez me waz speechless me can tell ya!!! Look at diz place:Phank KATGOD Mum sent me wif a offerin of me fur n a braid of her hair n sum cedar n tobacco n a few stonez to leeve at da Temple:When we got to walk da groundz of da Temple me went into da Temple n said sum purrayerz n left da pouch on da altar fer KATGOD!Da ‘boyz’ were bery reespeckfull of me n let me do me purrayerz alone….ya see ebery Sacred Birman shuud go to da Temple once in dere life n purray n give da Phankz…so me haz dun me pillgramag n dat also made me BERY happy!
Bacon took me to da lake n we basked in da Sun fer an hour nott talkin just beein together n quiet n enjoyin da warmth of da Sun n da beeutee of da land around us….Speedy went off n had a nappie me finkz! After all diz chaffurin n tellyportin a Bunneh getz worn out 😉
Bacon brott us a picknick suppa n it waz sum YUMMY me can tell ya!!!
Dere waz baked carrotz fer Speedy n tuna-tuna fer me n cheeze…mmmm dat cheeze…..n Chickin…da best Chickin me eber had!!! We had a wee rest n den we gott to go into da field!! Nott just any old field! Diz waz a field of me dreemz:Beeuteefull daisiez n butterflyz of all colorz!!! Oh it waz pawsum n lubly to run n chase da butterflyz n feel da green grass ‘tween me toesiez….dere iz no werdz reelly…we chased dem butterflyz fer a bery long time den we played tag n dat waz fun n den sum hide n seek…when we were tired out Bacon n me found a lubly patch of grass n snuggled (what happenz in da daisy field stayz in da daisy field if ya nose what me meenz??)
Once da day started to tern into nite Speedy brott us back n me went home (Kiss n tell? Not diz kitteh gurl)! After our Goodbyez Speedy whisked Bacon back to his home way down South….
Mum found me in me bed n she asked a
kabillion few questsshunz butt me just look at her like diz:Mum knew me nott goin tell her anyfing n me iz now doin diz:Dreemin of me ‘dreem date’ wif me sweet Bacon boy…me will neber eber ferget diz time wif ya Bacon!! Ya made an old kitteh gurl feel like a young gurl kitt again n me will treshure me memoreez fereber!!!
In honor of our date me wantz to deddycate a song to ya Bacon. It iz one of me faveritez. Iz called “Flippin to da A Side” by Cats Can Fly band….me sendz diz song to ya wif LUB n kissez frum yer Nylablue:
Yer support n lub n care fer me haz takin me off dat “B” side n now me iz an “A”side gurl fer da rest of me dayz!!!
Phankz Speedy Bunneh fer beein da chaffur/tellyport teckie n fer makin da dreem of goin to a speshell Temple come true fer diz old kitteh gurl…ya n Bacon iz so clever combinin da 2 ideaz!!
Sendin paw kissez n ~~head rubz~~ to ya Bacon…..Lub yer kittygurl Nylablue xxxxxxxxxxxxx