DJ Spin dat S**T…..oh me head….

Published January 2, 2014 by Nylabluesmum
Pat wif care Mum!

Pat wif care Mum!

Yow Krazy Katz: What a pawsum pawty Sammy’z Birfday waz!! We pawtied like it waz 1999 n me boogied me little pawz off!! Dere waz guud eatz n doze Niptiniz’ were furabuluss…me lost count after three……doez anybody nose how many me had??? Purrluss me got into da nip nommiez….Mum iz not impurressed…oh me head hertz…Mum tern da stereo down…what Mum?? It iz not EVEN terned ON???? Oh me head…..me head……

Which way iz up???

Oh me achin head….

What da KAT waz me finkin?? Me waz bein all gangsta like diz guy:

Whose yer Daddy??

Whose yer Daddy??

Me waz actin all like “Spin DAT SH*T DeeJay!!

Spin DAT Sh*t!!!

Spin DAT Sh*t!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like me waz starrin in da movie “8 Mile”:

Me gonna Wh(r)ap yer face off!!

Me gonna Wh(r)ap yer face off!!

 

 

 

 

 

Den me almost burned Sammy’z down when me lit da candlez on da cake:

C'mon Baby Lite me Fire!

C’mon Baby Lite me Fire!

Now me iz all nipped over n me feelz like a kitteh in a ditch n it not feel guud n me not lookin so purrty!!

Me so embarrassed

Me so embarrassed

Mum tried to comfert me butt she kept snickerin n givin me da stink eye….lookz like diz:

Stink eye hertz me head too..

Stink eye hertz me head too…

Me iz so in da doghouse me prubablly not alloud out til SPRING!!! Mouseiez it iz gonna bee a l-o-n-g Winter fer me…..Mum tried to give me a leckture butt diz did not goez well at all:

All me hearz iz blah, blah, blah...

All me hearz iz blah, blah, blah…

Fer da furseeable future purrleeze just talk to da paw:

Talk to da paw...quietlee..

Talk to da paw…quietlee…

Mum, Mum bemeber befur Sammy’z pawty how we snuggled on New Yeer’z Eve n ya kissed me so sweet like???

Bemember da LUB Mum!

Bemember da LUB Mum!

Mum'z LUB...ahhh...

Mum’z LUB…ahhh…

*Sighz deeplee* So Mum sayz me needz to apaulogize publicklee fer me bad beehaveeor…so hear goez: “Me Nylablue humblee apaulogizez fer eberyfing notty me did at Sammy’z birfday pawty n fer smoochin anybody me not apposta have smooched n me iz bery bery sowwy….”

“Nanner, nanner, nanner…what happined at Sammy’z stayz at Sammy’s Mum….”

Nanner, nanner nanner Mum!!!

Nanner, nanner nanner Mum!!!

What Mum?? UMMM no me not beein notty again…ok me haz to post diz befur Mum seez it!!! Happy New Yeer Efurrybody…Nylablue out….way way way out…..

Oh here comez another leckture....

Oh here comez another leckture….

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74 comments on “DJ Spin dat S**T…..oh me head….

  • Oh Nylablue, you really let yourself down at Sammy’s! Oh no you didn’t really ….actually I can’t remember!! So I don’t think anyone else did either 😉 This smooching from moms seems to be the lot of the kitty, especially in the winter! MOL xox

    • Yow Austin ya nooticed diz too?? Mum iz like a smooch ma-sheen thru da Winter…kissey n smoochy n followz me all over…;)
      Yow what happined aat Sammy’z stayz at Sammy’z ’cause no one reelly bememberz!!! PAWSUM!!! MOL.
      Lub Nylablue xx

  • Have to admit that was some party over at Sammy’s place. We don’t think you were out of control at all NylaBlue, at least what we can remember of the party befur we got deep into the nip and NipTinis that is… MOL
    We agree with “talk to the paw”
    Purrs
    Timmy and Brofurs

    • It WAZ sum pawty at Sammy’z wazn’t it Timmy…did me misbeehave wif ya?? iI bin naggin me alot…maybee it iz guud we not nose what we did 😉
      Dem niptiniz n nip nomz were ‘outta diz werld’ wern’t dey???
      Muc Lub Nylablue =^..^=

  • Hope your head got all better real soon after all that amazing partying you did sweet Nylablue. Sounds like you had a real blast. A sweet girl like you just can’t help what might happen when she over indulges in a little nip, can she? Sammy must throw some really fun parties. Hugs and nose kisses

    • Yow Aunti Maggie…Sammy’z pawtiez are Da BEST!!! Me did over do fingz n me ended up at da Vet’z today (Caturday)…no more wild pawtiez fer diz kitteh gurl!!!
      Me head iz guud; me bowelz iz not…YOW.
      Lub to Chancy n da gang n ya n Popsy frum me Nylablue n Mum too xoxoxoxoxoxo

  • I swear this is the most hilarious blog that I have read in years, I was laughing so much, thank you for posting: ) and “stink eye” lol.I have never heard that expression before, brilliant !! xxx

    • Yow me made ya laff Aunti Eeevee?? Den me job here is dun!!! Yow ‘stink eye’ iz common on diz side of da werld…it iz used more by bunneh peepz however we kittehz are now leernin ’bout it….MOL!!
      Me eered da ‘stink eye’ frum Mum diz time!!!
      Lub Nylablue n Mum too xoxoxo

    • Yow Speedy n Miss Rachel…many fankz….me iz happy ’bout diz!! Once Mum postz a new bloggie we will show da award off. (Mum fergotz who gave it to me n who all gave starz.) She haz a guud reeson…butt she will tell dat story herself…Me had to go to Vet’z diz mornin (Caturday). Bowelz actin up; had 3 injeckshunz. me iz ok butt feel kinda punky… 😦
      Much Lub frum Nylablue xxxx

  • nyla…hope yur mum doez knot come round TT askin for eveee dentz on ewe…coz we dunno any thing bout nothin two noe sum thin bout whatever N we will take a fifth and ham samiches N sum friez N swear to cod N dizz burdz two we dunno any thing bout nothin two noe sum thin bout what…ever

    enjoy yur week oh end 🙂

    xoxox

    • EEoww Tabbiez me knew me cuud count on ya….me will haz a hammy sammich wif ya too if dix iz okayz??
      Ya iz da best matez a Kitteh gurl cuud have 😉
      Still nappin da nip off if ya nose what me meenz?!
      Hab a grrrreat weekend too Tabbiez
      Lub Nylablue xxxxxx

  • Hey sweet Nylablue. We wuz so happy to see you at Sammy’s. It was nice to see you having so much fun after all the illness you have had. You were the life of the pawty and there is nothing wrong with that. We loved the music too. Tater would probably still be at Sammy’s but we dragged her home. Andy would like to apologize for flirting with you and trying to steal a kiss. He knows that you and Ku are a couple but he was captivated by your beautiful eyes. Love, Cali, Andy, Tater and Shelly (C.A.T.S)

    • Yow Andy iz such a cutie too…me acceptz hiz apaulogee…..me did not mind da attenshun 😉
      Me wantd to haz a blast…ya nose livin each like itz yer last sorta fing!!!???
      Me wuud still be hangin wif Tater too butt Mum told me to come home….
      Ask Miss Judy to give Andy a *kissey* frum me okayz??
      Lub to Miss Judy, Cali, Andy, Tater n Shelly too frum Nylablue 🙂

    • Do ya finkz os Chan kittehz? She barelee haz fergiven me diz mornin. me still feelz purrty ruff…mouseiez it waz sum pawty!!! Me iz alloud at Savannah’z Gotcha Day butt no niptiniz’ on da menu fer me 😉
      Mum sayz me iz not 100 purr cent; me iz sleepin ALOT…MOL….if she only knew!
      We wishez ya ll a bery happy 2014 n we haz so many of yer bloggiez to catch up on…soon…purromise…
      Lub Nylablue xxxxxxxxxx

    • Yow Sparkle so dat iz a WIN-WIN situashun fer ya!!! Hope yer poor Mum did not get a fuzzy head fer too long. Mum doez not purrtake so she nose eberyfing….*sighz*
      At leest sehe fergave me diz mornin..
      Lub Nylablue xx

  • Oh sweet girl you was not naughty at the party you danced all night,quite a lot of it with me and as for kisses it was new year too and everybody was giving new year kisses nothing naughty about that,so don’t worry you were a good girl even if your memory is a bit fuzzy,and you were tired out when Ku arrived and curled up having a snooze,don’t worry I kept my eye on you till Ku turned up and as I said you were a good girl who had good girl fun not bad girl fun and we did have fun!Sleep well Nylablue,xx SPeedy

    • Eeeoww Speedy are ya shure?? Whew at leest me spent alot of time wif ya Speedy!!! Ku wull be reelieved to nose dat! Mind ya me did sneek off wif Brian (hang doggy earz) oh me oh my….dere iz alot of fuzzy in me brain still 😉
      Phankz fer watchin over me Speedy.
      Me IZ alloud at Savannah’z Gotcha Day pawty but NO niptiniz’ fer diz kitteh….gotta keepz a clear head; no what me meanz??
      Much lub sweet Bunneh furend frum yer kitteh gurl, Nylablue xxxx

      • May be you did have some time with Brian but he’s a gentlemancat and if he say’s you were good then you were,and I trust him he’s a good pal,keeping a clear head though for Savvy’s gotcha is a good idea that way you won’t worry about these thing’s,trust me you were good Ku was just upset cause he missed midnight with you so rest easy sweetie,love ya,xx Speedy

        • Yow Brian iz not a ‘kissey n tell’ sort of mankat!! me iz lucky fer DAT!!
          me iz just bizitin wif Savannah n enjoyin sum cat milk n tuna-tuna…den back to da crib fer a nappie….whew me shure did have ALOT of fun a Sammy’z 😉
          Lub ya to me darlin Speedy.
          Nylablue =^..^=

  • Ah, darling Sherriellen and Nylablue..this is the loveliest of blogs.has cheered me up so much..thankyou both..so glad you are in my life
    Happy New year to you..wish I could cuddle miss sweetfeet xxxx

    • Eeeow Aunti Pearl: it waz sum pawty over at Sammy’z. Mum sayz me iz grounded….butt me got to go to Savannah’z Gotcha Pawty today as long as me beehavez 😉
      me iz still a bit woozy n wobbley..what waz me finkin??? MOL/LOL
      Glad wwe cheered ya up n we hope ya iz reecuperatin frum dat stoopid sickyness!!
      Lub n ~~head rubz~~ frum Nylablue n Mum xoxo

  • Gosh Nylablue I thought you did a furrabulous job DJ’ing at my pawty! You had the whole house rocking around the block and everyone had a good time! Just let your Mom keep talking to the paw……! Thanks for coming to my pawty and HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

    Love, Sammy

    • EEoww Sammy sowwy me missed diz commint; me still not 100 purr cent….
      Mum tot me bout DJ’in as she did sum *back in da day* aka a bazillion yeerz ago MOL 😉
      Mum iz still talkin to da Paw n she iz snugglin me alot so me iz not upset wif her now….
      Happy New Yeer Sammy n Miss Pam frum Nylablue n Mum too

    • EEoww Texas if dere iz a Valentine’z Ball me iz gonna need escortz to take me n bring me back….Mum not gonna let me goez anywhere by meself…
      She sayz me iz KITTEH GONE WILD????
      Me finkz diz not a compleemint right Texas??
      Lub Nylablue xxxx

  • Dear my beauwooowooootiful Nylabluewooowoooo, oh woooooo is me. I took a restless nappy, had some yumwumwum din-din, had a wuvly walk in the neighborhood, got two treats, and a wuvly back massage from Mama (she’s the bestest massager!) toowooowoooo! That gave me plenty of energy and quiet time to think. Yes, I was hurt to find out you kissed another furrman at the pawty, but i do furgive you. I wuvwuvwuv youwooowooo and Brian is a very handsome man cat (almost as handsome as brofur blue eyes Apollo). Next time there’s a big bloggy pawty, I will make sure to pick you up and bring you there myself so no frisky kitties can kiss MY Nylabluewooowoooo!
    Wuvwuvwuv, your Ku xoxoxo

    • Oh nooooooooossssseeeee me sweet blue KU woooo oooo…me neber eber meant to herted ya by smoochin da Brian kitteh…me waz a notty gurl n me can not use da niptini n nip nommiez as an excuse! Mum sayz me haz to own up to me bad beehaverror n hope n purray ya can fergive me!!! Me neber bin so notty befur…..me iz bery bery sowwy…da onlee guud fing iz me did NOT smoochie another poochie!! Dere iz no other poochie fer me butt ya me blue Ku….
      Yah purrleeze come wif me da next time dere iz a big pawty….
      Me haz sad eyez tonite nosin me herted me sweet Baboo Ku 😦
      Lub ya more cause ya can fergive me…yer Nylablue xxxxxxx

      • I wuvwuvuv youwooooowooooo my Nylabluewooowoooo! No more sad eyes cuz I am your Babooowoooo Ku! 🙂 I likes that cuz Babooowoowoo is a bear and I am KuBear! 🙂
        Time for beddyby, as Mama says. I will dream of you my beauwooowooootiful!
        xoxoxoxoxoxoxo, Ku

        • Me lubz ya so too me Baboo Ku…okayz no more sad eyez….me can go to sleep now wifout feelin so bad….Yer me only Furry sweet BEAR!!! Purromise!
          Wooo oooo my Baboo Ku
          Me lubz you woo oooo,
          me will dreem of ya too…
          Nylablue ❤

  • There is snow at New Years for a reason…to put your danced all night paws in to cool off..and to licky licky licky to counteract niptinis!.You need to licky licky licky lots of water Miss Nylablue,you ‘ll feel better!
    The REAL Maple Syrup Mob
    xxxxx
    Pee Ess..you only party like its 1999 when it IS 1999.

    • 😉 Yow Miss Jane n da REAL MSM me pawz are still hertin…maybee me go jump in a snowback….me iz restin n licky lickin water n eated sum guud food….diz too shall pass..soon me hopez…soon…
      Lub Nylablue xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
      Pee ess: Me not here in 1999 so me had to make up fer dat!!

  • Nylablue that was a pawsome pawty. I missed all the good music. We was celebrating at our house with football and dinner. My ears are still ringing as daughter’s BF yells every time there was a touchdown. LOL. Have a purrfect day!
    Sue B
    Charlie, Cashew, Garfield, Tubby

    • Yow Miss Sue n Charlie n Cashew n Garfield n Tubby it waz a grrrreat pawty (what me bememberz of it)…..
      when me got home dere waz football here too n me slinkeyed off to me pedestal bed. Den me got on da stereo
      n Mum got doez pawfull pix of me 😉
      Yow me told me Mum to shout in a whispurr, MOL.
      Much Lub Nylablue xxxxxx

  • Nylablue..we iz sure you waz a good girlz..we can’t quite rememberz coz we waz a bit well…off our dialz…we know you waz beltin thm toonez out an slinked over da pianoz like a jazz club singerz MOL MOL ..I knowz I waz too buzy bein drooly ova da other dj…..mmmmm….I am surez ya mum will fergivez you..waz a crazy nightz!! head buttz wiff out da buttz..ouchie Pickles xxxxxxx

    • Yow Picklez ya shure were all over da DJKat..he waz sumfing else!!!! 😉
      Me saw yer bloggie n ya were off da dial fer shure..like me can moew, right. Me DID do da slinky move *paw palm*. What DA KAT waz me finkin?? Doze nip nommiez were purrty poetent weren’t dey!?
      Me hopez Mum will fergive me soon…When she seez da bloggie she iz gonna bee so upset….Ok me iz gonna go UDB (under da bed) til diz blowz over….
      ~~gentle head rubz~~ to ya Picklez frum Nylablue xxxx
      Pee Ess: Ya iz such a guud gurlfurend!!! ❤

      • Oh Nylablue…that moovez waz pawsome..but purrly fur good ex-sir-size..ahemmm..ok ;)…you haz to get your flex ablez well worked girl furriend…MOL…an DJKat..roaaarrr he iz one hot patootie…a girl can dreamz..bein singlez an all….I might go zzzzz on the couch./.head butterz to you Nylablue xxxxx Pee Ess galz stickz too-gevers 😉

        • Phankz Picklez glad we haz each other’z back!!! Right me waz ex-sir-sizin!! Guud one gurlfurend!
          DJKAT waz sumfing else…..rrrawwrrr but he iz all yera…ya saw him ferst…..
          Me n Kuruk sorted out our *ahem* differencez bout da pawty n me iz fergiven (whew) n now me can go to sleepz…now to get Mum to fergive me….me bettur tern da CUTE “ON”!
          Much lub Picklez…sweet kitteh dreemz.
          Lub Nylablue xxxx

  • *whispers* Oh dear, whee got at the parsley punch at Sammy’s pawty so whee are feeling the effects of dancing the night away quite a lot too!

    Feel better soon!

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
    xxxx

    • Yow me had sum Parsley punch too…it waz yummy….at leest ya were well beehaved sweet G-Piggiez….not all *shake yer booty* n kissin da boyz…(well ya wuudn’t cause ya iz boyz…but ya nise what me meenz..)
      Purrleeze fergive me Nacho n Noah, Buddy N Basil.
      Lub Nylablue xxxxx

  • Whisper: Nylablue…you continued to have the D.J. play song after song after song and you really were boogie off your little booty. You were like the energizer bunny of kitties. We could not keep up with you. We are pleased you had so much fun and felt well enough to party hardy! So tell your mum that no more lectures are allowed. Have a good rest. You deserve it. Happy New Year! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Lisbeth, Astrid and Calista Jo

    • *whispurrz back* Lily O n Mauricio n MM n G n F n L n A n Cali Jo N Aunti Janet…me shure did haz alot of fun butt me did go over da boardz…
      MOL da Energizer Bunneh of Kittehz…now dat is sum funny!!! Wunder if Eminem will give me a call?? 😉
      Mum stil doin da *stink eye* butt not leckturin so all iz quiet 😉
      Lub to all of ya frum yer nipped over Sisfur, Nylablue xxxxxxxx

  • *whispering* Oh my Nylabluewooowooooo! Me and Nalle and Apollo and Zoe got to Sammy’s pawty very late and you were already passed out. I thought you were just napping because it was so late, but then efurryone told me you were being the life of the pawty! I won’t tell your mum.
    Get lots of rest my sweet Nylabluewooowooooooooo!

    • *whispurrin back* Ku me wishez ya were dere to keep me frum bein so wild n krazy…me iz so embarrassed me waz passed out when ya n Nalle n Apollo n Zoe arrived…purrleeze fergive me a bajillion timez me sweet lubly blue Ku wooo ooooo 😦
      Yer Nylablue xxxx

    • Yow Brian ya shure me waz a guud gurl..me bememberz kissin ya under da food table n…oh maybee me shuud shut me mouth befur me get into more trubble 😉
      Phankz fer havin me back…now can ya tell Mum me waz a guud gurl??
      Lub Nylablue xxx

      • Nylablue, Ku’s Mama here. Ku is pouting and won’t speak to me. I hope he doesn’t go on strike from the blog world. He loves you very much and I am sure he will get over it. He’s also upset I was late getting them to the party so he could keep all those man cats away from his most beautiful girl. (Brian is very handsome btw!) I will try to talk to him after he’s napped, had dinner, and a good walk to air his mind and heart.

        • Yow Miss Julianne diz NOT yer fault…oh nose…now me feelz bery bery badlee…Me iz old enuff to nose how to beehave butt me got carried away wif all da mankatz flertin wif me n Brian iz so handsum n me waz on me own!! Tell Kuruk me iz so sowwy fer hertin hiz feelins n he shuud bee mad wif me n not ya!!!
          Maybee a guud nap n sum guud nomz n even a treet or 2 will help me finkz…den a long walk fer shure n tell me Ku me still lubz him wif all me heart…he iz me #1 poochie ferever!!!!
          Lub Nylablue xxxxxx

  • Miss Nylablue, it’s nice to have fun at a friend’s birthday party! Maybe one piece of advice — enjoy either a “nip” or a “tini” but stay away from those “niptinis”.

    • Yow Miss Susan me agreez wif ya..me got into sum powerfull nip n me shure iz payin fer it today!!! Mum haz bin doin da tippy-tappy-toe thing all day today 😦
      *sighz* what IZ a kitty gurl to do??
      Lub Nylablue xx

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