Yow Krazy Katz: What a pawsum pawty Sammy’z Birfday waz!! We pawtied like it waz 1999 n me boogied me little pawz off!! Dere waz guud eatz n doze Niptiniz’ were furabuluss…me lost count after three……doez anybody nose how many me had??? Purrluss me got into da nip nommiez….Mum iz not impurressed…oh me head hertz…Mum tern da stereo down…what Mum?? It iz not EVEN terned ON???? Oh me head…..me head……
What da KAT waz me finkin?? Me waz bein all gangsta like diz guy:
Me waz actin all like “Spin DAT SH*T DeeJay!!
Like me waz starrin in da movie “8 Mile”:
Den me almost burned Sammy’z down when me lit da candlez on da cake:
Now me iz all nipped over n me feelz like a kitteh in a ditch n it not feel guud n me not lookin so purrty!!
Mum tried to comfert me butt she kept snickerin n givin me da stink eye….lookz like diz:
Me iz so in da doghouse me prubablly not alloud out til SPRING!!! Mouseiez it iz gonna bee a l-o-n-g Winter fer me…..Mum tried to give me a leckture butt diz did not goez well at all:
Fer da furseeable future purrleeze just talk to da paw:
Mum, Mum bemeber befur Sammy’z pawty how we snuggled on New Yeer’z Eve n ya kissed me so sweet like???
*Sighz deeplee* So Mum sayz me needz to apaulogize publicklee fer me bad beehaveeor…so hear goez: “Me Nylablue humblee apaulogizez fer eberyfing notty me did at Sammy’z birfday pawty n fer smoochin anybody me not apposta have smooched n me iz bery bery sowwy….”
“Nanner, nanner, nanner…what happined at Sammy’z stayz at Sammy’s Mum….”
What Mum?? UMMM no me not beein notty again…ok me haz to post diz befur Mum seez it!!! Happy New Yeer Efurrybody…Nylablue out….way way way out…..