Yow Krazy Katz…Nylablue da KHAN KITTEH here! Me iz bery bery bery angree n me not gonna take diz no more!! RRAAAWWWRRR…haz me got yer attenshun?? Well let me tell ya what happined yesturday…me waz feelin a bit punkie n not 100 purr cent n nappin lyin on da modem aka me purrsonal heatin pad.
Da next fing me nose Dr. Dave iz standin in da livin room n me iz like “What da Kat; how did he get in here?? Did he *bleepin* tellyport in??” Me was fast n furreeuss n went into bedroom n den dey AMBUSHEYED me!! Mum put me on bed n Dr. Dave tried to give me da Pepcid needle n me went ‘KHAN KITTTEH’ all over Mum…took another needle to get da Pepcid in. To add da insult to da injuree Dr. Dave pulled out a seckond needle n me waz really angree. Mum furgot to rap me in a blankie n so me did “KHAN KITTEH” again n diz iz what Mum’z arm lookz like:
Mum wrestled wif me to have da Cerenia injeckshun n it herted alot!! Mum let go of me like a hot ‘tato n she went to bathroom to wash da woundz..dere are 3 punckture markz n dey iz purrty deep….Me went UTB….Dr. Dave waz all “Me sowwy” butt me not lissenin….KHAN KITTEH doez not lissen!!!
After he left Mum came in to meow wif me n bring me new wet food…siriusley Mum?? Ya wantz me to eat PORK N CHICKIN LIVER?? Not gonna happin…..MMMMOOOEEEE!!! (NO in Birman). Mum went back into bathroom n had a guud weepy n me went to kitchen n me tried da new food…YOWWWW it iz sumfing frum da bottom of a swamp…purrluss Dr. Dave we iz Jewish n do not eat da PORK n we haz PIGGIE furendz!!!
Me bin doing diz all day today beside Mum:Not only is me royally cheesed off wif da Hu’manz it iz wet snowin out!!!! RATZ!!! Mum n me did have a wee meow ’bout da situashun n she emailed
nastee sweet Dr. Dave n she purrposed me not have home bizitz anymore!! Guud!!! Right on Sistah ya iz gettin da pickture now!!!??!! Den she said she wuud bring me into Clinick once a week on a rotatin baysis..so ebery 5-6 dayz n if me allowz treetmint den Dr. Dave can give me injeckshunz. If me do not allow him, me can go peacefully….Mum got all leeky eyed once again n me wishez me had sumfing to plug dem holez…Mum meanz well…she iz tryin her best fer me n so iz Dr. Dave…me just not shure how much more of diz me can takez…
Me gonna sign off now butt me leeve ya all wif a purrty piccie of me wif me new PEECOCK FEEVER (earlee Birfday gift frum Mum in case me not here in Decemburr):
So diz iz KHAN KITTEH aka Nylablue signin off fer now….BEAM ME DA KAT OUTTA HERE SCOTTY WHEREEVER YA ARE!!!! 😉