Yow Krazy Katz: Me haz a story to tell ya….not bery purrty either. Ferst let me say diz iz what me Mum lookz like on a guud day:
However since June 13th me Mum haz bin sick wif sum vie-russ goin around which iz BERY odd fer diz time of year where we live!!! Mum did go to da Evenin Clinick dat evenin but da dopey Docktur wuud not give her Aunti-byeotickz n said she shuud go home n wait it out!!! Mum came home wif bee in da bonnet me can tell ya!!! Mum went to her Docktur on June 25th n got da Aunti-byeotick dat she can take n we thought she waz gettin better. Diz meeycashun iz called Zithromax n ya only take fer 5 dayz n it werkz fer 5 more so we figured Mum wuud be guud to go in a few dayz!!! June 28th Mum woke up in sirius pain in her bladder n her kidneyz….she waz in agony n she KNEW da infeckshun had spread!!!!! She tried to get into da Clinick da next day but dey waz closed ’cause it was da Canada Day long weekend….so she called our Hospeetal in dey told her dere waz a wait time of 6 hourz which iz like a trillion dayz…so den Mum asked her nice furend CathyJean to drive her to where me Dad livez in Wiarton to dere Hospeetal n dere waz a bunch of peeple frum outta town n at da beech n sick n bin in fightz so the wait time waz just as long, so Mum had to come home in pain. Now diz pain iz nuffin dat me haz seen befure in a Hu’man!! Mum waz rollin on da bed back n forth n makin horrid moanin soundz n den whimperin like a wee kitt!!! Caturday nite n Sunday nite she waz so sick she waz jerkin all about on da couch n she cuud not talk…me waz howlin like a banshee but no one came to help us!!! Mum waz burnin wif feever yet she waz cold to da touch!? Me waz like “WHAT DA KAT IZ DIZ??” Each nite after about an hour she wuud come round n just lay dere n cry n stroke me n tell me fingz bee OKayz!!! Me did not fink anyfing waz OK!!! She waz finished da meddycashun Caturday nite so it shuud have still bin werking. Monday waz not much better. Mum cuud barely walk or do anyfing n she wuud just hold her tummy n soft cry….she waz so swollen me thought she had a kit inside…she waz DAT big n no dere iz no pickturez…..it waz too pawfull to take pix when she waz in so much pain…..She got into see da Doktur Tuesday (July 2nd) n did a peaz test n dere waz backeria n blood n da peaz. Den she n da Docktur had an arguumint about where Hu’Manz kidneyz are!!! She waz sent home wif nuffin!!! Da KAT SCANNER at da Hospeetal waz brokin so Mum cuud not have a scan which made her purrty upset…she got worse n went back to da Docktur Fursday July 4th n no coffee in her (it waz earlee in da mornin) so she waz BERY scary like diz:
Da Docktur n her had another arguumint about where da Kidneyz are n me finkz Mum got bery angery n stomped around n cursed n stuff. She did another peaz test n da Nurse put a dippy stick in to check fer backteria. Den Docktur came back into exam room n said “Dere iz no backteria in yer Peaz!” Godzilla Mum reeplied “Ya better look harder” n roared n deemanded a new meddycashun which Docktur gave her to get her outta da Clinick befur she tore da place apart!!! Mum got da new med called Macrobid n she started it Fursday mornin. CathyJean took Mum to da Lab Fursday afternoon where dey took sum of her blood fer sum more testz n she came home n fell into bed wif me fer 3 hourz…She took da secund dose of Macrobid wif suppa n she got BERY sick!!!!!! FUR REAL!!! Ferst she waz barfin like she had hairballz n den she got da ‘trotskyz’ n dat went on fer a few hourz….me kept dashin into bathroom to sit wif Mum n help her feel better. Den she started to coff n coff den she waz coffin so hard she barfed n den she had an ASSMA attack n it got purrty uglee!!! She kinda went blue!! Me got her to her perse to get da Innhaler n she shook it n sprayed n she got bitz in her throat n cuud not breathe AT ALL!!! By now me iz tryin to get to da phone to paw 911 fer an Ambuulance…mum staggered about gettin salt n she gargled n gargled til she cuud breathe again. She got a little puff out of Innhaler…it waz too old to help her!!! We spent almost all evenin into da wee hourz tryin to get her a bit better. Me got her to bed fer sum sleep n this mornin she called da Farmasee n told dem what happened n dey said she iz ALLERGICK to dix Aunti-biotic too. Dey sent her a new Innhaler n her nite meddycashun n told her to stay in bed (or on da couch or on da patio; but to go nowhere diz weekend n rest.) So we spent all day sittin out n me got to catch up on me beeuty sleepz:
As ya can all see me was eggsausted beyond beelief!!! Late diz afternoon me Mum got a call frum da Nurse n guess what???? Ya got it in one: dere iz still backteria n blood in Mum’z peaz n da Nurse sayz keepz takin da Macrobid…n den Mum tellz her what happened n what Farmacisst sayz n Nurse sayz “You iz still bery sick n need a new Aunti-biotick n me will call Docktur right away.” Mum told her to not call til Monday so she can haz three dayz wifout dese Aunti-biotickz in her body cause she iz faatigued n her Immeowne sistem iz all messed up. She sayz she takez her chancez wif pain n bad peaz altho she iz not runnin to bathroom every 20 min-utez like she waz!! Oh n da Kat scanner iz fixed but dey cannot check Mum’s kidneyz til July 11th… so dat iz why Mum n me not bin around much n not bizitin many blogz….she iz just so sick n pawthetick n sad!!! N she still haz da coff but she iz not barfin so dat is guud!!
Sowwy diz iz so long….it haz bin almost a month she bin sick. She told me today better she iz sick den me…what a sweet Hu’Man…but me rather be sick den watch what Mum haz gone thru n bee so helpless…
Oh n me n Mum got an award fer our favorite fingz….but Mum cannot bemember who gave it to us…..so whoever it waz purrleeze let us nose in yer commintz here so we can add da award propurrlee n den do a bloggie about it when Mum iz better!!! So dat’z da story of how me Godzilla Mum did Clinick….she iz purrty fearsum izn’t she??? Take care Krazy katz n bemember to LUB on yer Hu’manz ebery day cause fingz can change in da blink of an eye!!
Pee Ess: Look at da LUBLY card Mum got from Dinnermintz of da Fozzie gang ‘down under’:
Phankz so much Dinnermintz n Miss bev n da whole gang frum Nylablue n Sherri-Ellen ❤