Hey Katz n Doggiez..da Nylablue here…in fact me waz mindin me own buziness sleepin curled up on Mum’z bed last Fursday (Thursday fer Hu’Manz). Mum waz out fer a bit n came home actin all cheery n happy. UH HUH me knew sumfing waz up, but den she sayz, “Nylablue do you want treatz?” Me waz interested (VBP) n waz about to get up n come to Mum when all of a sudden she waz holdin me (NOT impressed) n den me waz in me Kat Karrier??? WHAT DA CAT?? WHAT JUST HAPPENED??
swore er me meanz meowed to Mum to LET ME OUT!!!! Diz fell on her VERY deaf earz……hhmmmmm…..
So off to Dr. Dave aka ‘Uncle” we went!!! ‘Uncle’ me furry cute backside!!! He doez strange fingz to me n you wantz me to call him ‘Uncle’??? HHRRMPPMMHH!!!
You iz barkin mad (sorry Pupz) Mum!!!
Me waz weighed in da Karrier, den Karrier weight iz subtracted (VBP) n me weighz 10.20 lbs. 🙂 Diz iz bunderful!! OK we go home now right??
OH NO, dere waz more….
Me looked guud ‘Uncle’ Dave said after he examined (VBP)me. He pal-pee-tated da bladder fer me to pee in a bottle; how bery embarrassin’ me can tell you!!!
Me bein stood up on da exam table up against ‘Uncle’ Dave’z belly n him snugglin me n him massagin me belly area!!! Me buzinezz all exposed (VBP) fer all to see!!! Mum begged me to pee so me did!!!! HHHRRRMMPPPMMM!!!
Den dere waz da nail trimmin!!! Da new gurl Crystal holdin me so dainty wrapped in a pink blankie!!! It waz bery bery funny!!! Me wriggled like da wild cougar me really iz n Mum told Crystal to hold on tight!!!!! Me really put up a fight fer guud effect so Mum had to help hold me down!!!! Me den did da hissin n put da ‘biteybite’ on eberybody ‘cept me haz no teefiez so dem Hu’manz were gigglin n sayin how cute me iz!!!!! By diz point me iz
bloody er bery fur-ious!!!!!!!!
Waz da torture over?? Apparently (VBP) not.
Dere waz one more fing to do: put da ointmint in me eyez. Diz waz last straw so me really started swearin in Siamese n whipped me head back n forth!!!
OH MY CAT!!! ‘Uncle’ got da ointmint in da eyez n when Crystal n Mum went to put me in karrier me fought dat just to make a point!!!
Next fing me knowz me iz snuggled in da karrier wif Dot da Ladybug stuffie n eberyone iz tellin me how cute me iz!!!!!!! CUTE???????
SERIOUSLY??? Me iz a fearsum, wild cougar kitteh!!! BEMEMBER??? Next time me goez to da Vet me iz gonna pee n poop all over EVERYONE!!!
By da way da urine test waz fer Diabetes which me doez not have…so nana-na-nana Mum…..you iz a worrier fer nuthin’!!!!
As fer ‘Uncle’Dave don’t call us; we call you!!! (Maybe……..)