Yow Krazy Katz: Iz me Nylablue comin to ya frum me Condo OUT on da new patio:
Diz iz da ferst piccie of me on da patio yesturday. Aftur 9 dayz of compleet n utter innsanitee da patioz are dun!! So me n Mum went out butt let me tell ya dere are sum changez me not happy ’bout. Like what da KAT iz dat white partishun doin up ‘tween Aunti Reeni n us???How we apposta hang out n bizit?? N were da KAT iz me bushez n where da KAT iz me kitteh grass??? Okayz me iz askin alot of qustshunz butt ya wuud to if ya were in me pawz! Where da KAT iz me BIG Pine tree??? Iz gone n just a memoree n me in Mum just sit n stare at da spot where it waz. Soundz a bit pawthetick butt we LUBBED dat tree. Now hardlee any Sparrowz n Gracklez…da Chipmunkz have moved away…Diz iz nott da same place me can tell ya! Mum tried to make it cozy n brott out our patio stuff butt it lookz like a hellycoptur landin pad n our fingz look small on da patio now:Me finkz me iz in da black Condo…just…
Did ya notice da new gold drapez hangin?? Aunti Mary brott dem to use n dey iz Microsuede n soft butt nott heavee n dey block out lite n peeple can not see us if dey try to look in. So we got a bit of purrivacy back butt it iz NOTT da Pine treeAunti Mary also sewed da blackout fabrick onto da bedroom drape n it iz nice n dark in dere at nite time just like da tree waz still dere. Ya also mite have noticed dat dere iz still dirt…oh yah we haz lotz of dirt ’cause da werkmen left at 4 o’clock on Furiday n dey nott come back til Monday mornin. Mum haz to bee carefull of da dirt pilez, stonez n rootz all stickin out. Eberyone put dere patio stuff out so we haz to stack it Sunday nite n hopez no one touchez anyfing. Mum sayz she will not shlep one more peece of furniture n dat iz DAT!!! Our wee garden what got wee’er iz okayz; not grrreat butt okayz:
Da Hosta n Hydrangea n Rosez are still alive…just….franklee da place iz a
**flounderin freekin** mess n it will take a long time to recover! Us too fer da mattur ;)
Hercule Purr-o n Greyboy took da destruckshun in stride n ate under da tree a few nitez n now dey come to new patio like nuffin changed…xcept Purr-o can not spray da bush; now dat gott him stumped (no pun inntended). As far as we nose, Suzy Q iz doin a bit bettur n gettin over her shock n on da mend. Now me nott one to admire other gurl kittehz cause me iz a bitt of a snob butt me must say Suzy Q iz a bery bery purrty gurl. Me eben told Mum we cuud ‘dopt her! Mum waz SHOCKED! She phanked me for beein so nice butt said she had her ‘pawz full’ wif me….hhmmm….iz me DAT much of a pawfull???
Iz true me keepin Mum on her toesiez wif me care due to da Pancreatitis flarin up. Me had to go see Dr Dave Tuesday fer subQ fluidz n Cerenia n sumfing called VALIUM. Good stuff dat Valium!! Got me to reelax n sleep n cuddle wif Mum while da werk went on outside butt it DID NOTT perk up me appytite. So me went back today fer Depomedrol injeckshun cause Dr Dave iz goin on bacashun next week cause
me gave him a breekdown he needz to rest n reelax. He gave me da Pepcid injeckshun fer da gurglez n den sum Mirtazipine fer da appytite. Just 1/8 of a tablet so me bowelz do nott xplode all over da place. Me haz eaten guud today n restin beeside Mum dicktatin. WE had a ‘happy nappy’ too cause Mum iz totallee xhausted frum da past 2 weekz. So dat’z what we have bin up to at Da Purrfect Pad which iz nott so purrfect butt iz ourz anyway!! Sowwy we not too perkee; we haz had a bery ruff time…so diz iz me Nylablue signin off fer now:
Nylablue blissed out……..