Hey dere Krazy Katz: Nylablue here!!
Me haz a funny story to tell ya ’bout me, altho’ Mum sayz it NOT so funny!! Yesterday me waz out in me Condo all comfy cozy n Mum waz on da phone about da stinkin sofa (more ’bout dat later)…..she haz bin a ‘baskit case’ ’cause it smellz so bad n it waz gettin, worse, not better….now me haz bin upset about da futon leavin n diz B-I-G smelly sofa comin in…so me wanted to let Mum nose me iz unhappy!!! She waz on da phone talkin wif da Upholsterie Hu’man n he asked her a question n she had to go inside to look at da sofa…in da blink of me eye me waz OUTTA ME CONDO!! Mum waz on da phone a quick minute n when she turned ’round she saw me standin by da bush nommin da grass…..she said she thought to herself, “Oh isn’t Nylablue cute gummin da grass?” N of course she realized me WAS NOT IN ME CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She came out talkin baby talk to me so me kept nommin finking all wuud be well. Den all of a sudden she scooped me up n hauled me inside!! In fact me felt like a bowlin ball goin down da lane!!! Da Hor-roar of it all: SHE SMACKED ME LITELY ON ME RIGHT HAUNCH!!!!! ME!!! Da Queen of me Condo n da House n Mum!!! Den she told me to ‘go to my room’…..me waz like HUH? What Mum?? Instead of arguin n believe me, me had sum choice meowz fer her me went into da bedroom to me bed n stayed dere sulkin!!!! (Mum wishez she took a photo of me out of da condo but she waz too upset!)
Mum den went n checked da Condo & no doorz were open nor were any of the clipz disterbed where she haz da blanket over da 2 condoz…so she iz mistyfied how me got out at all, MOL!!
Now on to da sofa; it iz a smelly hulkin monstir n me not like it!! Just look at it!!!*shakez head in dizgust* Mum sayz it iz French Provinshell; me sayz it iz big n smelly n ugly!!! Da Upholsterie Man came to see it yesturday n told us it haz severe water damage wif MOLD n it wuud cost $200. to clean & deodorize it to make it better!!!! Me only getz on it if Mum iz sittin on it; otherwise me WAZ sittin in da ‘armless’ chair n guess what?? Mum gave it away!!!!!! So now me haz no oasis to go to!!! Bye bye armless chair…n she wunderz why me tried to disappear too!?!?!?!
So dat iz me funny story ’bout me tryin to disappear too!! Mum can’t ask fer da armless chair back so now we needz to buy a NEW chair…n let me tell you me told Mum it HAZ TO BE NEW!!!
Now Mum haz talked to Aunti who gave us diz sofa monstir n da plan iz on Furiday Mum iz gonna wrestle da sofa onto da patio. If da patio doorz have to be removed da Custodian will take dem off (after alot of protest on hiz part!) Mum sayz one way or another sofa iz leavin. Den we haz only patio bench to sit on Furiday nite til da futon comez home Caturday sumtime….
Sumhow Mum n Aunti n Aunti’z dot-her must lift da sofa into da truck n take it back to dere house n den lift da futon onto truck n bring it back home!! Da dot-her iz lookin fer more help n me shure hope dey have sum!!! Me wantz me futon back!!!
Me missez loungin on da futon…
Once diz huge mess iz sorted out Mum n Aunti Ruthie are goin to a place called Da Brick n Mum iz gonna buy a new chair fer me!! She sayz it will have armz n it will be either blue or red or burgundy n me can put me blue n green blankie on it n sleep dere az much as me wantz….soundz guud Mum…just watch out me doezn’t disappear outta da condo again…..
Sumtimez Hu’manz can be such a pawfull!!! Oh n Mum did apaulogize fer smackin me bottom n she cuddled me fer da longest time n she cried….me waz NOT hert; just me feelins!!!!
Pee Ess: Since we have had da sofa frum last Fursday (Thursday) Mum haz not bin on puter alot n we iz bery far behind readin blogz. Me apaulogizez fer all diz n we hopez to get back on track once futon iz home n fingz back to normal (whatever DAT iz!!!) ~~head rubz~~ n LUB to all of you frum Nylablue n her BERY BERY silly Mum Sherri-Ellen